I will probably lose all of my followers when I say this, but what the heck, here it comes: I'm engaged...to be married (have been for about 8 months now). I am so engaged that I even have one of those wedding websites designed to cleverly disguise the fact that we have a registry (with an Xbox on it).
Here it is: Daniel and Christy's Cute as Crap Wedding Website
(hope you get a kick out of the flash intro)
Anyway, arguably the best part of our website is an application where people can request songs to be played at our wedding. I know, I know, you're thinking, "Wow. This is one seriously selfless couple" and you're right.
The only thing that is kind of lame about the song-request feature is that it only e-mails me the songs. They do not actually show up on the website. It's really a shame because I have received some incredible e-mails. From song-requests by minor celebrities to shocking confessions by John Hanson, I am continually overjoyed by the abuse of this function.
That is why I have decided to post them all here so that everyone can get the chance to see what I've been dealing with the past few days. Some of these are legit. Some are...
You have received a request for music from Rebecca Black:
Friday
Friday
Friday
Friday
Friday
You have received a request for music from Clint "The Man" Washington:
Proud Mary/ The TINA Turner. (Clearly)
If I Were a Boy/ THE Beyonce (The BEST)
Titanic Theme (Orchestra only please. No Celine) Thanks.
Baby/ (My Idol, but not Billy...THE J.BIEBS)
I Will Always Love You/ THE Whitney Houston and BOBBY BROWN YEAH!
You have received a request for music from Christy Lammert :
Teenage Dream/ Christy and Dan
Teenage Dream/ Christy and Dan
Teenage Dream/ Christy and Dan
Teenage Dream/ Christy and Dan
Teenage Dream/ Christy and Dan
You have received a request for music from John Hanson:
Because You Love Me / Celine Dion
Born This Way / Lady GaGa
Raise Your Glass / Pink
Wannabe / Spice Girls
Baby / Justin Bieber
You have received a request for music from John Hanson:
Hollaback Girl / Gwen Stefani
Oops!... I Did It Again / Britney Spears
Your Love Is My Drug / Ke$ha
Love Story / Taylor Swift
Whataya Want From Me? / Adam Lambert
You have received a request for music from Kaitie Wagner:
Don't Stop Believing by journey
Sweet Home Alabama by Lenorad Skynard
You have received a request for music from Julia Lopez-Mobilia:
a kiss to build a dream on (sleepless in seattle sountrack, baby!) By Louis Armstrong
You have received a request for music from That 13-year old Girl You Know:
Baby by Justin Bieber
Baby by Justin Bieber
Baby by Justin Bieber
Baby by Justin Bieber
Baby by Justin Bieber
You have received a request for music from An Anonymous Roommate of Daniel:
Fat Bottomed Girls by Queen
Teach Me How to Dougie by Cali Swag District
Yeah (3x) by Chris Brown
Pretty Girl Rock by Keri Hilson
Hey Ya! by OutKast
You have received a request for music from Jo Lammert:
"Don't Stop Me Now" Queen
A rap by Will Smith.
"Bang Bang Bang" Mark Ronson & The Intl
"Kiss From a Rose" Seal
"Party in the USA" Miley Cyrus
You have received a request for music from John Hanson:
What A Girl Wants / Christina Aguilera
Girls Just Want To Have Fun / Cyndi Lauper
Boyfriend / Ashlee Simpson
Girlfriend / Avril Lavigne
Dancing Queen / Abba
You have received a request for music from John Hanson:
Lovefool / The Cardigans
Just A Girl / No Doubt
Kiss Me / Sixpense None the Richer
Forever Your Girl / Paula Abdul
Boys Boys Boys / Lady GaGa
You have received a request for music from John Hanson:
Pretty Girl Rock / Keri Hilson
Whip My Hair / Willow
Just Dance / Lady GaGa (I know she's a repeat, but she's so hot right now!)
Material Girl / Madonna
It Must Have Been Love / Roxette
You have received a request for music from John Hanson:
Born This Way Lady Gaga
Poker Face Lady Gaga
Just Dance Lady Gaga
Paparazzi Lady Gaga
LoveGame Lady Gaga
You have received a request for music from Jessica O'Shoney:
Hanson
Backstreet Boys
NSync
J.Lo
Celine Dione
You have received a request for music from Rebecca Black:
Friday
Friday
Friday
Friday
Friday
You have received a request for music from The Make Up Artist/Wedding Singer/Grooms(wo)man:
Dancing in the Moonlight (King Harvest)
Why Don't We Just Dance (Josh Turner)
The Way You Make Me Feel (Michael Jackson)
Baby (Justin Bieber)
Touch Me ("Spring Awakening" Original Broadway Cast)
You have received a request for music from Patrick:
Cats in the cradle
theme song from gummy bears
helter skelter
the thong song
onward christian soldiers
Keep 'em coming, crazies.
4 comments:
love. this. post. And our crazy friends. Thanks for sharing!
hahah that is awesome
Two things.
1) Do you remember when you started dating Daniel and I wrote that long letter that you were supposed to give your future spouse about he better be good to you and such. I barely remember it but it is funny to think about now. Although, I am sure I believe everything I wrote as much today as i did then.
2) You guys are getting married on my 5 year wedding anniversary! It is a GREAT day!
Laura, I absolutely remember that letter! Daniel and I tried to access to old email account so that we could read it again, but we can't remember his account information.
How FUNNY that we are getting married on your anniversary. You were the first person from high school I knew who got married and even then I was pretty jealous. Haha! Congrats on your baby and thus your beautiful family!
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