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The winner is clear.
When a film based on this blog is inevitably produced, I do not want Meryl Streep or Amy Adams to come anywhere near it. Instead, the actress starring as myself would definitely be Cher in full on Half-Breed garb (not because she bares any resemblance to me whatsoever. If that were the case, I would have to go with Josh Groban...in full on Half-Breed garb).
Half Breed...it's all she ever heard.
Eerily Similar Photos taken without knowledge of the other...freaky.
As for the challenging role of my boyfriend, Daniel, I know he would probably prefer Zach Braff, but after seeing "Slumdog Millionaire", I am pretty sold on Dev Patel.
Uncanny.
The film will gross well over a million dollars (I know, I know), and I will make a lofty portion of that. It will be the highlight of my existence and in my later years, I will probably endorse Paul Masson or some other fine champagne "inspired by that same french excellence".
That inevitability, however, is some time off from now. In the mean time, I am writing this blog with, I suppose, a secondary purpose of shedding some much needed perspective on everything. You're welcome.
But all of this will have to start later as I am too distracted by puppy videos on YouTube to continue any further.
